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Theo Von's Advice For A Trans Guy, And More Of This Week's 'One Main Character'
Every day, somebody says or does something that earns them the scorn of the internet. Here at Digg, as part of our mission to curate what the internet is talking about right now, we rounded up the main characters on X from this past week and held them accountable for their actions.
Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
-- maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019
This week, we've got "Nosferatu" discourse, an AI company CEO's take on music and some unconventional advice from comedian Theo Von.
Sunday
Nosferatu fans
The character: @iamBK_, X user, movie fan
The plot: Robert Eggers's "Nosferatu" came out recently, and while some fans have reacted with little more than silly memes online, others are debating the true meaning behind Ellen’s relationship with the vampire.
One X user, named Ben, criticized the interpretation of "Nosferatu" as a love story. "People leaving 'Nosferatu' thinking Ellen was in love with Orlok is very concerning, both in terms of media literacy and how we view relationships/consent," he said.
people leaving “Nosferatu” thinking Ellen was in love with Orlok is very concerning, both in therms of media literacy and how we view relationships/consent… https://t.co/2TnGYrw515
— Ben (@iamBK_) January 12, 2025
The repercussion: Over in the cinephile corner of X, opinion is split. Many have responded in agreement with Ben, while others think he's missing the point — in their eyes, Ellen does want Orlok, who represents the desires she has repressed out of shame. This interview with Eggers suggests the latter take is correct, but we'll let you decide for yourselves.
R*pe, coercion, grooming and manipulation…very concerning
— 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖Ʊ𝗥𝗬 🇵🇸 (@theeSNYDERVERSE) January 12, 2025
She literally sacrificed herself by tricking Nosferatu so her loved one could be saved from the plague but somehow that was missed by many
— leonardo de freitas (@Leofrei7as) January 12, 2025
Here's the thing, Nosferatu isn't really an allegory for grooming and sexual assault. That is actually the literal interpretation but the subtext is about sexual repression under puritanism. Count Orlok represents Ellen's shame and inner darkness. Her desire for him is real. https://t.co/lz4LPZoz4q
— Snakey (@SnakeyJakey91) January 12, 2025
People leaving Nosferatu and completely ignoring all the themes that make Ellen and Orlok belong to each other in a cosmic, thematic and allegoric sense is very concerning, both in terms of media literacy and how they view relationships https://t.co/Hfa846Sdrr
— mari ☁️ (@m_stormwitch) January 13, 2025
he’s is a physical manifestation of women’s sexual repression - part of it is the idea of being “consumed” so idk if it’s as rapey as some are interpreting it https://t.co/zgQfWf0znU
— Skinny Penis (@actuallytrash_) January 13, 2025
you guys don’t understand this is fantasy and orlok is not a man, he is a creature, he is a reflection of ellen, he is a shadow. you can’t judge him with a man’s wants and motivations. stop watching movies and interpreting them literally. https://t.co/PVu13LW3NO
— 𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖑 (@cursedhat) January 12, 2025
leaving the ellen/orlok analysis aside, i think the issue here is that people often associate "being in love" with necessarily good or healthy correlation. which, either in fiction, and unfortunately in real life, doesn't have to be a case https://t.co/lK43aok0mJ
— leech (@cersaera) January 12, 2025
we need a moratorium for the phrase “media literacy”. a lot of you are making very definitive statements and interpretations about a work of gothic horror, a genre that thoroughly rejects the definitive https://t.co/lraP7PwoHS
— dollhousebutcher (@fabiola_liano) January 13, 2025
Darcy Jimenez
Saturday
Mikey Shulman
The character: Mikey Shulman, Suno AI CEO, building something for a billion people, part-time musician therapist
The plot: Tech CEO Mikey Shulman, who runs AI music company Suno, proclaimed on a podcast that "the majority of people don't enjoy the majority of time they spend making music." It takes time to hone your craft, he said, implying that no one has the patience to do that anymore.
“It’s not really enjoyable to make music now… it takes a lot of time, it takes a lot of practice, you have to get really good at an instrument or really good at a piece of production software. I think the majority of people don’t enjoy the majority of time they spend making… pic.twitter.com/zkv73Bhmi9
— Mike Patti (@mpatti) January 11, 2025
Had this take come from anyone other than the CEO of an AI company that generates music, perhaps they would be forgotten in an instant, but not this guy.
The repercussion: For starters, folks have a problem with the product Shulman is selling, and the fact that he's making up weird hypotheticals to shill it. As expected, musicians and non-musicians alike called out Shulman's take for being completely out of touch with reality.
It makes me feel insane that the idea underpinning every pitch for AI is that we all hate everything we do. We don’t just hate our jobs, but we hate our hobbies, we hate talking to other people, we hate expending any kind of effort. It’s so nasty https://t.co/ZWRv09Fjo6
— 🟡 The tumboy 🟡 (@TheTumboy) January 13, 2025
This is why AI sucks. It's made by people who literally do not understand the worlds their products are meant to service. People who want shortcuts above all.
— N Word James Olmos (@shepardsounds) January 14, 2025
If you don't enjoy making music, or practicing, or playing an instrument, fucking quit. Don't make music. https://t.co/HPZPL2v8fK
Once again, there’s always a Marx quote: https://t.co/7KEQow6x3h pic.twitter.com/t7ZXmrLZqy
— Laura Palmer Raids (@Marxicology) January 13, 2025
Oof. The founder of Suno really thinks this. It's very revealing. The solutionist language just doesn't make sense for art, or for other things where the work is the enjoyment, but the tech companies seem stuck in their story. https://t.co/6s3Zm9A2Kf
— Jack Stilgoe (@Jackstilgoe) January 12, 2025
stephen sondheim wrote his magnum opus about how the labor of making art can be so compelling and engaging that it consumes your life and destroys your relationships and these guys are so removed from humanity that they think making music feels bad https://t.co/xw8vKBJABA
— Dan Walden (@dwaldenwrites) January 13, 2025
every time i see this fucking tweet i think it's a Nathan For You https://t.co/ZtvmTQp7NT
— brad (@bshoup) January 15, 2025
Adwait Patil
Tuesday
Theo Von
The character: Theo Von, podcaster, comedian, expert on masculinity
The plot: A trans man, also named Theo, asked the prolific comedic podcaster for some tips on being a man. Thankfully, Von's reply was welcoming and affable, but it was exceedingly bizarre — trademark Von.
Chewing tobacco and slacks made his list of manly things, but at least he clarified that steroids aren't mandatory anymore. Also, hats. "Some guys do a hat," and that's beautiful.
Theo Von’s advice for this guy transitioning has me laughing pic.twitter.com/h6uUIZaJYM
— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) January 14, 2025
The repercussion: People certainly took note of Von's unconventional ideas of masculinity, but they mostly just smiled and nodded their heads. In such a toxic media environment, it's just nice to have a goofy response instead of the venom we've grown accustomed to.
You’ll have to pay me such a large sum of money to get me to stop saying “I got poison ivy, I tried to learn Spanish”
— moderately amusing gay wolf (@ModeratelyMused) January 15, 2025
he's genuinely in awe of calling someone else theo its like a dog looking in the mirror
— josher (@proudbugman) January 15, 2025
it’s so confusing why did i think i hated this man so much and now in every clip i see hes cool https://t.co/ypch5oyVgF
— laurinha 🦠 (@ecto_fun) January 15, 2025
"Some nice slacks" 👖 pic.twitter.com/IU8jV2Mwmv
— umlaut (@umlaut) January 14, 2025
Aw this ding dong aint so bad
— jonah (@AlfredEjewman) January 15, 2025
Theo Von’s Guide to Being A Dude:
— Josh McLean (@RadioMcLean) January 15, 2025
-Chew tobacco
-Get a pair of slacks
-Spit on the ground
-Get a hat https://t.co/j7BqiWilgY pic.twitter.com/bto1ymvZJ5
My other advice for the dude: start saying "hell yeah" when you hear things you like https://t.co/okhgxElmUb
— Tay Tay (@praisethepicks) January 15, 2025
Grant Brunner
Read the previous edition of our One Main Character column, which featured a rich guy who doesn't like Manhattan's congestion toll, someone who wanted private firefighters to save his home and discourse about using AI for everyday tasks.
[Image credit: Theo Von]