"What do you mean peanut butter for 'dogs?'"
Warning: the line "I put my orange, four-inch, door hinge in storage" will get stuck in your head for the rest of the day after listening to this.
And curse the shitty humans that got him in this situation with their littering.
In her defense, that is a venomous brown recluse. However, instead of freaking out, we recommend you just get the hell out of the car pronto.
Maybe it's time to move to a curtain-only setup.
This kid is gonna grow up to be a force of nature — hopefully, in a good way.
We're not sure whether this is a gag or for real, but either way, we applaud her for her sheer genius.
Ah, Myrtle Beach.
We're sorry, Blake, but we're stealing your husband.
Last night, Jack Black stopped by the "The Tonight Show" to plug his upcoming movie. That doesn't mean he didn't have the time to channel his Tenacious D and get a little weird with it.
It's hard out there for any actor, but when you've got protruding mandibles and a pie crust forehead, it's hard beyond belief.
"The year is 2038. White people are no longer calling the cops on innocent black people. Why? Roy Wood Jr.'s shadow force, the PreCops."
Look, this guy has a blimp so everything is going to be okay.
It's hard to cut it in this world as a mommy vlogger. It's even harder when the biggest moment possible — your pregnancy reveal — has its spotlight stolen by your husbands extremely goofy facial expressions.
We suspect that babies are basically tripping all of the time.
Dads everywhere: doing the "flossing" dance on the jumbotron will not make your tween daughter like you.
You can laugh at this without feeling thaaat bad for the kid: Rescue efforts proved successful and there were no reported injuries.
There's a reason octopuses are considered highly intelligent. They know an opportunity when they see one.
LeBron James is strong in the face of most adversity... but he does seem to have one weakness.
We now know that you never want to trip while walking next to a pony.
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